Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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