It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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