There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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