i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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