I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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