We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize