i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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