Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
