...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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