I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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