Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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