haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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