You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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