Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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