I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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