love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Randomize
