are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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