on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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