dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
