Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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