i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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