have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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