that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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