WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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