fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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