Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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