and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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