yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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