idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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