what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just google imaged poop.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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