i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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