But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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