i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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