I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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