: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
smell my finger.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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