so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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