Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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