3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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