I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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