The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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