An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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