We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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