She said her name was "party"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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