Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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