Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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