Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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