if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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