Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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