i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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