he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
did i walk over a car last night?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
