he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
