i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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