sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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