Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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