whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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